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2004-10-27 - 9:53 a.m.

In political news today:

Jennifer Lopez has been seen campaigning for Sen. John Kerry in a last minute push in the campaign. As usual this means she has mentioned nothing about Kerry, and is simply campaigning against Bush. She has been seen on numerous media outlets screaming her concise campaign slogan.

"OH NO YOU D'I'NT!"

In other news Sen. John Kerry attended an early Halloween costume party last night dressed as Frankenstein.

Nobody noticed.



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