2004-12-15 - 10:59 a.m.
This has to be the cheesiest thing I've seen since twobaddogs was allowed to orded products from internet sites based in Wisconsin.
Item: Ham
Promoting: Christmas With The Kranks
Description: This Hickory Honey ham�which comes packaged in a grim white tin and bundled with a video of the film's trailer�is a lot like the movie it promotes: unappetizing and likely to cause queasiness if consumed.
Relevance to product promoted: High. A Hickory Honey brand ham figures nearly as prominently in Christmas With The Kranks as desperate flailing, cancer, and schmaltzy sentimentality.
Item quality on a scale of 1 to 5: 1
This ham looks only slightly more savory than the roadkill found on most highways.
Persuasive power: Poor. This hideous pork product does nothing but evoke traumatic memories of the film's headache-inducing brand of sledgehammer slapstick. Never has pursuing a kosher lifestyle�or swearing off movies altogether�seemed more appealing.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I must have this ham!
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