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Curbing my enthusiasm
2004-10-21 - 2:30 p.m. So I walk into Walgreen's to get my passport photos (really 1 photo 2 copies). Me: I need to get a passport photo. Jerk-off: How many do you need? Me: Wha-Wha? I mean do people really go into Walgreen's for their passport photo and say, "Ya know, I ALWAYS look ultra good in ID photos, and I need to start thinking about Christmas cards..." Anyway. He then proceeds to get about 6 inches from my face and snaps the picture. I have to admit, I had high hopes. He pull the Polaroid strip out and says "$8.61". I pay with a twenty and get eleven ones in return. Me: Do you have a ten, or maybe a couple of fives? JO: Do you really want them? (very puzzled look) Me: Yes, I do. I'm not a stripper. JO: Oh. So he goes and gets me two fives. He then puts the pictures in a carrier, hands it to me and tries to get the hell out of there. I look at the pictures. Funny, when I walked in I had a neck and proportionate features. Not so in this little beauty, the one that will be on my passport for the next TEN YEARS. Me: I think we need to retake this. JO: Are you sure? It'll cost another $8.61...that film ain't cheap! Me: I need to talk to the manager. JO: I am the manager. Me: Jesus Christ. Long story short. CVS does excellent passport photos. Fuck you Walgreen's. Fuck you indeed. 0 People felt the need for sassback �
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