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What would you do without you friends?
2004-12-03 - 11:34 a.m. Since I'm kinda short on ideas today, I thought I'd share with you an email I received from a friend of mine a few years ago. To really realize how funny this is you have to know that it came completely out of the blue. No prior conversation, no previous email seeking advice, just this in my inbox. You also must understand that this friend is what they refer to as a "serial dater", which as far as I can tell is fancy talk for "gets more ass than a toilet seat". So he obviously thought the red spots in his nether regions would have horrible implications. Just imagine it eating this guy alive until he walks into a pharmacy and drops his pants. The rest is up to your imagination.
The female pharmacist took a look at my legs and diagnosed me with chiggers.
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That's Edutainment! - 2006-04-28 I hope this is on his college application - to Antioch - 2006-01-24 Lining the The ultimate fuck you! - 2005-11-10
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