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I think I'm a wino

2005-10-23 - 2:29 p.m.

Two tickets for The Austin Winos annual hill country wine tour - $60

Cooler full of cheese, crackers, and bottled water - $24

Cost of wine purchased on said tour - $300

Number of bottles purchased by 5 friends - 55 (yeah 55!)

Number of bottles drank by 5 friends on trip - probably more than 20

Number of mimosas drank by 5 friends - 12

Number of beers drank by 5 friends - 9 (Only two of us drank beer)

New friends made on tour - 2-3

Number of trips that will be made to future events with these people - incaclculable

Cost of Mexican food at Taco Garage, employed to combat hangover - $16

Effectivness of said food - 0

Enjoyment of creating the phrase "Mexican't food" - diminished by said hangover

Loudness of girlfiends snorring - unmeasurable

Loudness of my snorring last night - unquestionably louder

How good of an idea it was to make a bloody mary at 2:30 on a Sunday - questionable

Having as much fun as we did in the last 36 hours - priceless (after the cost of hangover).



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