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I think I'm a wino
2005-10-23 - 2:29 p.m. Two tickets for The Austin Winos annual hill country wine tour - $60 Cooler full of cheese, crackers, and bottled water - $24 Cost of wine purchased on said tour - $300 Number of bottles purchased by 5 friends - 55 (yeah 55!) Number of bottles drank by 5 friends on trip - probably more than 20 Number of mimosas drank by 5 friends - 12 Number of beers drank by 5 friends - 9 (Only two of us drank beer) New friends made on tour - 2-3 Number of trips that will be made to future events with these people - incaclculable Cost of Mexican food at Taco Garage, employed to combat hangover - $16 Effectivness of said food - 0 Enjoyment of creating the phrase "Mexican't food" - diminished by said hangover Loudness of girlfiends snorring - unmeasurable Loudness of my snorring last night - unquestionably louder How good of an idea it was to make a bloody mary at 2:30 on a Sunday - questionable Having as much fun as we did in the last 36 hours - priceless (after the cost of hangover). 2 People felt the need for sassback �
That's Edutainment! - 2006-04-28 I hope this is on his college application - to Antioch - 2006-01-24 Lining the The ultimate fuck you! - 2005-11-10
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